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Thorndike our Scared Gothic Man |
Product Code: ORLF6561G
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Thorndike is having a very bad day. He read an article in Gothic GC stating that 9 out of 10 Gothena women prefer hairless men. Now to say Thorndike is gullible may be an understatement, but he is easily influenced. He decided to attract those 9 out of 10 women, but in his part of the country they don't have razors like we know them. So he used a pocket knife and got rid of all his body hair, unfortunately it was a little dull and he will have some scars. Then he slipped in the shower from all the soap and hit his head on the edge of the tub. This made both his eyes swell up and aggravated an impacted tooth he has. What you are seeing now is the image his roommate Nado saw when he told Thorndike that Gothic GC had printed a correction to their article. Apparently what they meant to say was that Gothena women prefer men with a lot of hair - the closer to a bear they look the better. It was more than this now bald and smooth as a baby skinned man could take. Thorndike squats 12 1/2" High x 6 1/2" Wide x 8" Deep and is made of durable poly resin in a gothic stone aged yellowish-brown color. If you believe that skin is beautiful and can see to the person down inside (way down inside), Thorndike is your man!
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