FUNNY STATUES AND FUNNY GARDEN ART 

Our store offers a large variety of unique backyard birding, yard, and gardening items. Selection ranges from funny to gothic to elegant to whimsical. We offer the following items and more: garden ornaments, garden art, gazing balls, bird houses, bird feeders, birdbaths, heated birdbaths, planters, statuary, water garden decor, garden décor, sundials, trellis, sprinklers, fountains, windmills, wind chimes, water garden decor, water garden products, garden tools, unique pet toys, pruners, garden plaques, garden gloves, lined garden gloves, neck coolers, pet accessories, arbors, stepping stones, squirrel proof feeders, gazing globes, floating pond balls, floating gazing balls, watering balls, weather vanes, Lomonosov collectibles, elves, gnomes, pond deicer, water garden, suet feeders and bird identifiers.
Bobbie our Medium Rabbit	Bobbie our Medium Rabbit Check Latest Price Bobbie, our fat round medium rabbit isn't full grown yet but he is well on his way. He is constantly thinking, how do I get more food! Well, here's his new plan....get you to take him home! Bobbie has a trim 11" diameter and is made out of a durable poly resin. Help Bobbie out with his plan and get ...
Pokey and His Christmas Tree	Pokey and His Christmas Tree Check Latest Price Pokey is an easy going gnome. He just brought home the Christmas Tree for his tree apartment. You might think elves and gnomes have spacious homes but they really don't (they are just small apartments carved in the base of bigger trees). Right now Pokey is explaining to the tree how there are going ...
Huo the Small Gold Buddha	Huo the Small Gold Buddha Check Latest Price Huo is the eldest brother of the younger set of triplets, in a family made up of 2 sets of identical triplets. This is a very happy family. They are a very loving and wealthy family. In fact, they are waited on hand and foot and don't even have to get up to go to bed. The bed is brought to them. Huo ...
Ping the Small White Buddha	Ping the Small White Buddha Check Latest Price Ping is the youngest brother of the second set of triplets, in a family made up of 2 sets of identical triplets. This is a very happy family. They are a very loving and wealthy family. In fact, they are waited on hand and foot and don't even have to get up to go to bed. The bed is brought to them. P ...
Rosco with His Small Planter	Rosco with His Small Planter Check Latest Price Rosco went to visit the Elf Flower Nursery and saw all the plants that needed to be planted. He immediately went home and got his favorite basket and prepared it for planting. Imagine his surprise when he took it back to the nursery for flowers and the Gnome Manager told him he had to pay for plants ...
Armen the Fat Cat	Armen the Fat Cat Check Latest Price Armen knows that people think he is fat but he knows that it is only big bone structure. Granted he likes his chocolate shakes and burgers and fries but who doesn't. He walks to the mailbox every day (it is on the outside of the front door), so he knows that exercise isn't the issue. Some cats just ...
Huckster the Gnome and His Wagon Planter	Huckster the Gnome and His Wagon Planter Check Latest Price The Huckster uses his cart for many different purposes but when he was younger he used it exclusively for selling different products on the streets of Gnome Harbor. Mostly he uses it for carrying products and selling them from it. Yes, he is a street vendor. But when the Huckster goes out of town, ...
Alfred the Gnome with His Planter	Alfred the Gnome with His Planter Check Latest Price Alfred is a gnome that believes everything is in the presentation. That is why when you put a plant into the accompanying pot, he feels the need to reach out one arm as in presenting a great actress and put the other arm around the pot as if around the great actress. If he could, he would walk his p ...
Rocky Our Large Man Rock	Rocky Our Large Man Rock Check Latest Price Rocky is one heck of a rock man. He has been married to Rockelle for 20 years and is still a rock in love. When he was young, his mother told him, "If you can's say anything nice, then don't say anything at all." He has lived by that rule and you can tell by the smile and happy lines on his face tha ...
Pebbles Our Teen Age Girl Rock	Pebbles Our Teen Age Girl Rock Check Latest Price Pebbles is a straight A student at Rocky Hollow High. She hopes to attend the University next year. She is always getting awards but yet you can see how humble she is. There is no pretense with this young studious rock. She does not wear makeup and has that fresh scrubbed look with rosy cheeks. When ...
Melvin the Moose	Melvin the Moose Check Latest Price Melvin is a very talented moose. He has learned how to lay his antlers down rather than holding them up above his head all the time. Actually, Melvin found out that the ladies found him more attractive that way, similar to how they like a moose who cries. Melvin is not above using anything he can to ...
Merlin the Miner Gnome	Merlin the Miner Gnome Check Latest Price Merlin slowly climbs up out of the mine, another day of mining coal is done. The pick over his shoulder feels heavy and he can hardly make his legs climb up the ladder. He is tired after a long day but he is looking forward to going bowling with his wife Melinda later that evening. Merlin bowls for ...
Eldor the Birdfeeder Gnome	Eldor the Birdfeeder Gnome Check Latest Price Eldor is quite the limber gnome. He believes that meditation is the only way to a higher plane. Unlike many gnomes who can't get up if they sit down on the ground, Eldor can actually touch his toes together in a bent leg position. Many a gnome has stormed out of Eldor's yoga classes out of frustrati ...
Wellington Whittler on His Log Chair	Wellington Whittler on His Log Chair Check Latest Price Wellington Whittler is a busy guy. He is so renowned for his whittling that he has jobs to keep him busy through next year. In fact, he has just started on a wooden doll for a good friends' daughter. Every day, friends of Wellington come to his workshop to have coffee and to kibbitz, you can see Wel ...
Suzi Sunflower	Suzi Sunflower Check Latest Price Suzi loves being a wife and mother. You can't tell that she has had dozens of children. She has always strived to look just as she did before the first season of children. Suzi loves to knit but her arms were just a little short so she taught herself to knit with her feet. Since sunflowers have 5 to ...
Forestine Stumpwater Our Girl Troll on Her Throne	Forestine Stumpwater Our Girl Troll on Her Throne Check Latest Price Forestine Stumpwater comes from the prestigous Stumpwater family. She is a beauty in her own right. Trolls look at beauty differently than we do. Warts (troll beauty marks) are considered a sign of good blood, the more warts and the larger the wart - the higher class of troll. If you look closely at ...
Forestone Stumpwater Our Boy Troll on His Throne	Forestone Stumpwater Our Boy Troll on His Throne Check Latest Price Forestone Stumpwater is a member of the prestigous royal Stumpwater family. One look at his face and you can tell that this is one fun loving troll prince. He is always getting into trouble but once he grins that impish smile and tells them who he is, they let him go. The birds and other small anima ...
Orlon the Kneeling Gnome	Orlon the Kneeling Gnome Check Latest Price Orlon doesn't know what else to do. He was only going to stop off for one beer on the way home but then he saw a couple of his friends and one thing led to another. Well, by the time he got home, Mable his wife was MAD! You don't want to make any gnome woman mad but when it is your wife - Watch Out! ...
Baby Freddie our Portly Frog Medium	Baby Freddie our Portly Frog Medium Check Latest Price Baby Freddie our Portly Medium Frog can hardly wait until he grows up to be like his dad, Freddie Senior - our large portly frog. He knows that his lineage is grand, who wouldn't want to be a rare Light Green Olivarian Pouch Frog? It is the grandest of all Frogs or Toads as far as Baby Freddie is co ...
Freddie our Portly Frog Large	Freddie our Portly Frog Large Check Latest Price Freddie the Frog carries his weight in 2 places (in his throat and stomach combined and in his back legs). You may find this strange but he is a rare Light Green Olivarian Pouch Frog. They can eat a rather large meal and then not have to eat for many weeks, just simply live off the meal sitting in t ...
Petite Penelope our Portly Pig Medium	Petite Penelope our Portly Pig Medium Check Latest Price Petite Penelope the Portly Pig learned everything she could from her mom Penelope. Sometimes she wishes they had given her, her very own name but other times she feels honored to be known as the little Penelope Pig. Petite Penelope also has a small space underneath to hide things. It's not very big ...
Merlin the Gnome with a Tall Red Hat	Merlin the Gnome with a Tall Red Hat Check Latest Price Merlin the Gnome cannot believe what he has just heard. His sister just won the lottery and wants to share it with him. Merlin has always wanted to travel to Europe and see where his grandparents came from. Now with the lottery money he will be able to travel anywhere he wants to. Merlin feels that ...
Lotie the Gnome with a Tall Red Hat	Lotie the Gnome with a Tall Red Hat Check Latest Price Lotie the Gnome has a good life but she wants one more thing. She wants a makeover. Lotie knows that when elf looks were handed out she must have been at the desert table getting another piece of cake. She has written letters to the all the reality tv makeover shows but she hasn't heard back yet. Lo ...
Grimmbel the Gnome with a Tall Red Hat	Grimmbel the Gnome with a Tall Red Hat Check Latest Price Grimmbel the Gnome always has something to say on almost any subject. His friends Flip and Rich know that it is probably just a story but he says it with such feeling that you want to believe it. Sometimes they wonder if he holds his hand in back to keep his balance while he waves his other hand kno ...
Mordecai the Gnome with a Tall Red Hat	Mordecai the Gnome with a Tall Red Hat Check Latest Price Mordecai the Gnome has only one thing on his mind, he wants a girl friend. He doesn't care what nationality of elf she is, as long as she has a good personality and loves him for himself. Mordecai has dated quite a few women in his time but they have all wanted him for his trust fund. He just met th ...
Rumple the Gnome with a Tall Red Hat	Rumple the Gnome with a Tall Red Hat Check Latest Price Rumple the Gnome loves to travel, however he has one little problem, he doesn't like to work and therefore is always a little short of funds. Lucky for Rumple that he grew up in the 60's and 70's when hitch-hiking was the way to travel the country. It's not as easy to get people to stop now a days b ...
BathTub BirdBath with Ed Bathing	BathTub BirdBath with Ed Bathing Check Latest Price Ed is one different kind of guy. He loves to soak in the tub, but when they remodeled his house, they put in a new tub. Ed couldn't bear to part with his old one and put it out in the backyard as a birdbath. But Ed found that he missed his old tub and took to soaking in it outside. Unfortunately he ...
Toad with a Gardening Made Me Beautiful Sign	Toad with a Gardening Made Me Beautiful Sign Check Latest Price Heigl the bumpy toad with her favorite sign "Gardening Made Me Beautiful" sign. She is a gorgeous toad who is not afraid to tell the world (in case they didn't know). Her pink lipstick definitely sets off her deep brown eyes. Heigl is made of a durable mottled frog green poly resin and measures 7" H ...
Harvey the Gnome Bird Feeder	Harvey the Gnome Bird Feeder Check Latest Price Harvey loves the birds. In fact, he will do anything to help the birds get enough to eat. He carries a large brown bag that drags on the ground behind him. Sticking up out of the bag are ears of corn and other seed that he plans to put into the big brownish birdfeeder that he has carved from an old ...
Sunny the Gnome Bending Over to Check the Flowers	Sunny the Gnome Bending Over to Check the Flowers Check Latest Price Sunny the Gnome is fasinated with looking for things in the soil, like bugs, flowers, coin and gold pieces. He doesn't use a metal detector because he has the uncanny ability to smell things that are even buried in the ground. It is almost like a sixth sense. If you call his name he will look up "mo ...
Toad with a Free Kisses Sign	Toad with a Free Kisses Sign Check Latest Price Lance is really a toad prince, but it is soooo hard to convince people that you are really tall, dark and handsome when you are a toad. So Lance has had to resort to giving Free Kisses to find his princess. He tried newspaper advertising but that did not work since you need to be lip to lip to make ...
Brendan the Gnome and His Welcome Sign	Brendan the Gnome and His Welcome Sign Check Latest Price Brendan is a Gnome who likes to take life as it comes. First he got himself a nice coffee pot and cup and then he chiseled a huge Welcome sign. Next he is thinking about putting up a small pole barn and opening a bait shop. But for right now, Brendan says to stop and smell the coffee. Brendan and hi ...
Robyn our Sitting Gnome	Robyn our Sitting Gnome Check Latest Price Robyn our Sitting Gnome could hardly be more comfortable. He loves to lean back with his arms behind him looking up into the sky. Robyn knows that if he tried really hard, he could probably be an astronaut. The thought of being the first gnome in outer space excites him more than even a hot fudge su ...
Baby Curtis our Winter Portly Cardinal	Baby Curtis our Winter Portly Cardinal Check Latest Price Baby Curtis is a cardinal who listens to his mom. When she said to always wear your hat and scarf outside in the winter, he took it to heart. What is really cool, is that he found a peppermint striped scarf to match his red elf hat and bright red feathers. Baby Curtis fancies himself a possible mode ...
Dainty Chelsea our Winter Portly Chickadee	Dainty Chelsea our Winter Portly Chickadee Check Latest Price Dainty Chelsea is so cute, as a baby chickadee she is sometimes mistaken for a penquin. Does she get mad - no she doesn't. She just coyle says "Oh come now, do I really look like a penguin?" Her mother has taught her how to coyly drape her red and white elf hat over one shoulder. Chickadee's are to ...
Barely Barry our Winter Portly Bluebird	Barely Barry our Winter Portly Bluebird Check Latest Price Barely Barry is a newborn baby bluebird who is just learning about fluffying up to keep in body heat during the winter. His mother is very concerned about him getting cold and makes sure to dress him up in a coordinated green hat, green wing caps (a birds equivalent of mittens) and green boots. The ...